What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.