Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...