It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.