What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
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Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Wedding Definitions
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The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!