How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...