The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...