Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.