LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...