Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”