The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...