stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
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Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
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Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.