A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...