Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...