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Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...