What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!