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So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
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Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
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Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
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Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...