Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...