Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...