Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Two Quickies.
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