The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...