Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...