I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...