Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.