Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...