You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...