The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...