Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...