Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...