Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever