Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!