R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...