Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...