Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...