What did one gay sperm say to the other?
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Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Drinking fault finder
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Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...