Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...