Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...