Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...