The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...