Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.