God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...