What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...