A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Bird jokes 02
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Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!