Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...