What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...