Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...