Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...