Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...