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The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
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Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...