Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...