What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....