Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A surgeon and an architect
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How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mind telling me the time?
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Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!