Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...